Retired NFL Player Joe Haden Thought He Was Imparting Wise Financial Advice. Instead He Gave A Case Study On Being Absolutely Horrendous With Money

By any measure, Joe Haden had a solid football career. He won a BCS National Championship in 2008 with the Florida Gators. The Cleveland Browns selected him with the seventh pick of the 2010 NFL Draft. He played 12 seasons in the league with the Browns and Pittsburgh Steelers, racking up 615 tackles, 29 interceptions, 7 forced fumbles, and 6 fumble recoveries. Haden also reached three Pro Bowls and was named to the All-Pro Second Team in 2013.

During his NFL career, he made around $121.4 million.

On that note… Over the weekend, a clip of Joe Haden from an appearance on a podcast went viral for all the wrong reasons. In the clip, Haden is attempting to explain how a $50 million contract really isn't that much money.

You see these clips pop up on Twitter periodically. A retired athlete appears on a podcast to talk about the hidden realities of a big contract. Normally, this is a very good thing! We here at CelebrityNetWorth are all for an athlete giving financial advice to his fellow pro athletes. It's important to know how taxes, manager fees, short careers, etc., can impact someone's future financial stability. These are valid, unavoidable financial realities.

I'm certain Joe thought he was imparting some similar practical and wise financial advice. In reality, he gave a case study on being absolutely horrendous with money. Here's the clip:

Joe Haden says most people have no idea how quickly an NFL contract disappears once taxes and family expenses hit.

"I signed a five-year, $50 million contract."

"I had about $26.6 million guaranteed."

"My first year, I got a $12 million signing bonus."

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In case you didn't watch the above clip, Haden's point was that his five-year, $50 million rookie contract was not really $50 million in spendable cash. Fair enough. He said the deal included about $26.6 million guaranteed, and that his first-year payout included a $12.6 million signing bonus. After taxes, Haden said, that number was closer to $7 million.

Again, fair enough. Taxes are real. Agents are real. Contract headlines can be misleading.  But then Haden explained what happened next.

He said he immediately gave his parents $3 million. Then he bought them a $1 million house. That alone took his after-tax $7 million down to around $3 million. Then he bought cars for his brothers. Then he bought himself a penthouse. Then he bought himself a Range Rover Sport and a Bentley GT.

At that point, Haden looked up and had around $1 million left.

WOW. Thanks for the advice, Joe. You're right. $7 million really isn't $7 million when you instantly set $6 million on fire.

And look, wanting to take care of your parents is admirable. Buying your parents a house after making it to the NFL is the kind of thing a lot of athletes dream about. But giving away $3 million in cash and then buying a $1 million house before you have a real financial plan is not "learning how contracts work."

You are required to pay taxes and manager/lawyer/agent fees. You are not REQUIRED to set 85% of your after-tax money on fire.

That is why the reaction online was so unsympathetic. People were not mocking the idea that taxes reduce take-home pay. Everyone understands that. They were mocking the idea that someone could receive $7 million after taxes, spend nearly all of it immediately, and then present the result as evidence that NFL money is not as big as people think.

Haden was fortunate. He went on to have a long, excellent NFL career. He signed more contracts. He earned more than $121 million before retiring. He had time to recover from an early spending spree.

A lot of players do not get that chance. Many NFL careers are brutally short. A player can get drafted, receive one major signing bonus, suffer an injury, get cut, and never see another life-changing payday. For that player, confusing a headline contract with permanent wealth can be financially devastating.

But, in closing, we also want to remind readers that, despite what you may hear, pro athletes do not go broke more often than normal people. They certainly do not go broke at some extremely high rate like 60-80%, as you frequently hear online. That is a bad math number leftover from a Sports Illustrated article that has been thoroughly debunked.