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By on August 8, 2011 in Articles

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Charlie Sheen has been given a tenth life, and it is all because of Ashton Kutcher. Sheen is grateful that Ashton is replacing him on "Two and a Half Men". Charlie says; "I have always been told that I have 9 lives, so it is going to amazing to witness my own funeral which is clearly a win/win situation because Ashton has just given me a 10th."

Lindsay Lohan is no stranger to legal troubles, however this time the law was on her side. Apparently a woman in Minnesota Kathryn Marie Hinich says she read on the internet that Lohan had hired a hit man to snuff her out. She also says there is "some sort of conspiracy to kill me." But the restraining order she filed against Lindsay has been DENIED.

Michaele Salahi has recently been doing a lot of baby shopping, Michaele spent part of her weekend looking at dolls and cribs in a Richmond Babies R Us store. Also Michaele and her husband Tareq are still shopping for a surrogate mom to have the baby.

Comedian Katt Williams was a flop at his show Saturday evening at the Improv in Ontario, CA. The crowd did not like his new mellow routine, than after Katt became belligerent with the audience, the Improv asked him to exit the stage. The club called on the police incase they needed assistance. Another comedian Maronzio Vance who will be replacing Kat says the crowd was unhappy that Williams was not his usual hyper self, and added "He was mellow, he was chill. He hadn't been on stage in two years."

Professional golfer Tiger Woods finished tied for 37th place Sunday at the WGC-Bridgestone Invitational. However, his former caddie Steve Williams who was on the bag of golfer Adam Scott came in 1st. Williams stated that it was "the best win of my life."

Big Boi, the rapper from the popular group Outkast, was arrested and charged with drug possession in Miami on Sunday. Boi was traveling with a group of friends when police found them to be in possession of ecstasy pills, MDMA powder and Viagra, as well as drug paraphernalia. Big Boi's attorney Daniel Kane released the following statement; "A small amount of contraband was found in the collective luggage." He adds, "I am confident when the entire facts are aired Big Boi will be completely exonerated."

Singer and musician Joel Madden has put his home on the market as a rental. The giant Glendale, CA property 4,800 square feet, with 4 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms, Joel bought the place back in 2004 for $1.8 million. Madden co-founder of the band Good Charlotte is asking $6,000 per month for this awesome rental home.

There have been a lot of rumors about how Charlie Sheen's former character Charlie Harper would make his final exit from the Two and a Half Men series, these rumors were laid to rest Friday night alone side Charlie Harper at the taping of the new season opener. It seems he married his stalker and former neighbor crazy Rose and moved to Paris, however he was busted in the couple's shower with another woman. Shortly after that he lost his balance and fell in front of a subway train and got run over. Rose recounts the accident for everyone at Harpers funeral, however you got to wonder did he really fall….or was he pushed?

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