10 Celebrity New Year's Resolutions of 2014

By on January 5, 2014 in ArticlesEntertainment

Though it is sometimes easy to forget, celebrities are people, too.  Just like you, they make New Year's Resolutions.  Even though most celebrities are quite a bit more wealthy and privileged than the average person, their resolutions for 2014 were surprisingly in keeping with national trends.  According to Statistic Brain, the top New Year's Resolutions for 2014 around the country were to "Lose Weight", "Get Organized", and to "Spend Less and Save More".  Our favorite celebrities seem to have similar issues on the brain, as the list below shows.  Read on for 10 Celebrity New Year's Resolutions of 2014.

10.  Khloe Kardashian

"My 2014 mission is to wear a crop top with jeans.  I've never done that, so it has to happen one day".

Khloe Kardashian
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You can't go anywhere without seeing one of the members of the Kardashian/Jenner clan.  Everything they do is scrutinized and recorded.  This means that there will most likely be multiple stories over the next year regarding whether Khloe Kardashian achieved her resolution.

9.  Melissa Joan Hart

"Simplify and Enjoy".

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The star of two of the 90s/early 2000's most wholesome shows, "Clarissa Explains It All" and "Sabrina, the Teenage Witch", Melissa Joan Hart made the difficult transition from child star to working adult actor seem easy.  She's currently co-starring on "Melissa and Joey" and raising her family.  She actually might stick to her resolution.

8.  Kourtney Kardashian

"Work less, play more".

Kourtney Kardashian
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If anyone can pull this one off, it's Kourtney Kardashian.  I think we are all still wondering what it is she does exactly, so odds are, she'll be able to continue doing next to nothing, successfully, in 2014.

7.  Fergie

"I [wish to] stay consistent with my workouts and eat healthy."

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Yep.  Celebrities want better bodies, too.  With all the media scrutiny, new celebrity Moms like Fergie are always focused on getting their pre-baby bodies back as quickly as possible.  Good luck with that, Fergie.

6.  Dax Shepard

"My two resolutions – no more soda, no more road rage."

Dax Shepard
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It's hard to associate the comedic actor, with road rage, but apparently he has some issues in that regard.  Maybe it has to do with all the soda he's apparently been drinking.

5.  Kanye West

"To keep my mouth shut for at least six months and to not talk badly about others."

Kanye West
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Kanye West has rather made a career of talking badly about others, whether it was in his songs or in interviews, rants, or various publications.  Maybe his New Year's Resolution is an attempt to mellow out in the face of new fatherhood.  I pity his daughter's future boyfriends.

4.  Elizabeth Banks

"Learn to play the piano.  Reduce the amount of waste in my life.  Build a brighter future for my kids."

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The actress, and the producer behind "Pitch Perfect", is a multi-tasker, judging by all of her resolutions.  She seems able to handle busy careers both behind and in front of the camera, as well as family life, so she can probably make it happen.

3.  Erin Brady (Miss USA 2013)

"Pay off my student loans and travel to Europe!"

Erin Brady
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For most of us, the student loan resolution is an ongoing one.  Here's hoping she's able to turn the Miss USA crown into some debt fulfillment.

2.  Aly Raisman

"Speak fluent Romanian."

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Okay Aly.  Chill it with the over-achiever-ness.  You've already got some Olympic medals for your gymnastic prowess.  Granted, her coaches are Romanian, so she is probably learning out of deference to them, but still… sheesh.

1.  Sara Bareilles

"Worry less, trust more."

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That's a lovely New Year's Resolution, but if the award-winning singer-songwriter actually succeeds, then who is going to write awesome heartbreak songs and anthems like "Gravity", "Uncharted", and "Brave".

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