Arrogant Jerk Ferrari Owner Not Amused By Pee Prank

Ever since I was a little kid, I've dreamed of someday owning a Ferrari. I don't care how obnoxious it will look, I want a bright yellow convertible Ferrari with black interior and the most expensive custom sound system money can buy. If I am lucky enough to some day own this Ferrari, I will definitely be very conscious of where I park. I may even be the guy who parks all alone in the farthest section of the mall to reduce my chances of getting dinged. With that said, hopefully I will never become a complete a$$hole like the guy you're about to meet. This jerk pulls up to an empty lot and reverses his Ferrari into the lone handicap spot (he's clearly not handicapped). A prankster happens to see this go down and decides to mess with the guy by pretending to pee all over the car with a water bottle. Look, even if I pulled a boneheaded move like parking in a handicap spot, I'd still be furious if I saw someone peeing on my car. But this jerk takes it to a whole new level and makes a total fool of himself. Fortunately for us, the cameras were rolling:

How would you react if you saw someone peeing on your Ferrari? What would you do once you saw it was a prank?

"I could f@#&ing buy your whole family, mother f@#&er!!!" … you stay classy Ferrari owner.