Witless: The True Story of Christine O'Donnell & the Tea Party Women

Posted: Sep 22, 2010

Once upon a time there was a young Abstinence Advocate named Christine O'Donnell who ran for the GOP Senate nomination (to fill Vice President Biden's Senate Seat) in the tiny, magical state of Delaware. Much to the surprise of Mainstream Republican leaders Mitch McConnell and John Boehner, young Christine was taken up by a tornado of Tea Party Supporters, crashing her down upon their hope for re-gaining control of the senate away from the Democratic party in the November 2010 elections. As it turns out, even Sarah Palin's endorsement of Christine O'Donnell may not be enough to help the Delaware candidate from escaping Bill Maher's tape of her admitting that she used to pal around with witches. But then, who among us hasn't dated a witch or had a midnight date on a Satanic alter? It's Magical! Starring Christine O'Donnell as Dorothy. Dorothy: "I didn't mean to kill the GOP!" It's Electoral! With Sarah Palin as The Wicked Witch of the North. Sarah: "Of course I'll endorse you my Pretty, but not until the camera crews get here." With Carly Fiorina: "Are you a good witch or a bad witch?" Dorothy: I'm not a witch, I'm just an Abstinence Advocate!" And Rand Paul as The Scarecrow: "Oh I just hang around all day and scare people." Introducing Mitch McConnell and John Boehner. Lion: I don't believe in health care! Open Up Your Hearts! Tin Man: What does a Republican need with a heart? We represent the Moderate Wing, the Moderate Wing --BLAST!! Sarah Palin: How's that for a Stimulus. Open up your Hearts. Open up your wallets! To Witless: The True Story of the Tea Party Women.