Taylor Swift's Cat Might Owe Her $40 Million

By on March 15, 2015 in ArticlesCelebrity News

Cats are supposed to have nine lives, right? Well I hope their bank accounts also have nine figures! Because if not, how else is Taylor Swift's cat gonna pay the $40 million worth of damages she just caused the pop superstar…

Earlier this week it was reported that Taylor Swift had taken out a $40 million insurance policy on her legs. The leg insurance was first reported by The National Enquirer, which claimed: "It seems like a ludicrous sum, but if something was to happen to her legs, Taylor wouldn't be able to give her signature stage performances. Her $200 million career would be in big trouble."

And it wouldn't exactly be the first time a celebrity has insured a body part. David Beckham took out a policy that would pay him $151 million in the event something happened to his legs. Jennifer Lopez famously insured her booty for a reported $27 million. Kyle Minogue insured her booty for $5 million. Holly Madison insured her breasts for $1 million. Julia Roberts insured her smile for $30 million.

So it really wouldn't be inconceivable for Taylor Swift to insure her legs for $40 million.

What does Taylor's cat Meredith have to do with this? Well apparently, last night, Meredith decided to claw Taylor's famous gams. She left a couple pretty solid scratches, to the point where Taylor posted the following photo and caption on Instagram:

"GREAT WORK MEREDITH. I WAS JUST TRYING TO LOVE YOU AND NOW YOU OWE ME 40 MILLION DOLLARS"

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Here's a pic of Taylor and Meredith in better times. Before scratches and legal threats tore them apart:

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I hope that cat has some deep pockets and a good lawyer!

Articles Written by Brian Warner
Prior to launching Celebrity Net Worth, Brian spent seven years as the Managing Editor of one of the largest entertainment portals on the internet. Before that, Brian attended Georgetown University where he double majored in finance and marketing. A native of Northern California, Brian currently resides in Los Angeles. Follow him on Google+.
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